She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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