I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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