Im at strip club and am horny
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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