Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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