Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
i need to put some appletini on your dick
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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