Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
