Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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