I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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