i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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