I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
how does that bad decision feel?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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