He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
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