Whoa Z and x make the same sound
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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