After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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