White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
No...this little piggys going to the bar
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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