i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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