Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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