Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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