i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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