How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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