Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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