I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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