i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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