Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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