I want to have your abortion
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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