wakey wakey hands off snakey
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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