I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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