I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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