On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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