you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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