Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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