i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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