Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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