I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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