actually, I'm a sock model
Do vagina's smell?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
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