i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
This is classic penis vs brain.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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