let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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