i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Randomize
