Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
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