PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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