He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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