What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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