i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
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