i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
pray to the hookup gods
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
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