whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I want to make a zoo with you.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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