how can u be prego again
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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