The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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