can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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