i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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