he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize