...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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