Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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