Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
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