I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
