you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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