Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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